Monday, April 19, 2010

Glamour Shots!

Ok, so I came across these gems on the interwebs today. Freaking hilarious. I love a good laugh and with nothing going on today, these made my day. My BFF Rose and I were talking about them and while I am Just young enough, and North enough to have really missed this phase of the late 80's early 90's. She remembers them quite well. She claims to have never had one taken...but I question that...While I personally never had a Glamour Shot TM photo done, I really wanted one when they are all the rage. Soooooo glad I never got one. Some of my cousins did though and they are just as funny as some of these. I really wish I had a copy of my cousin Allison's scantly clad fire woman one from when she was dating a fire fighter. Hahaha! Enjoy!!

Ok, PETA called...They were PISSED!

Is this a man or a woman? The black and white confuses me...

I like the fist to the chin...


Typical Glamour Shot...except she looks like she ATE Molly Ringwald


Her Face is scaring me more than the jacket..


This reminds me of cross between Will Ferrel in Blades of Glory and Napoleon Dynamite...and yet I think he was in the Waltons or something...

Wow! What a party for my eyes!!

I didn't know they offered Prom for the Middle Aged....


She has the wrong century...
Wow...all I can say is Wow. Elvis would be proud...


Why must we insist on dressing our little girls up like they are 35? And more importantly, The hat...really?



I don't care which trailer park you are from, this is NOT cute..


Someone forgot to tell Edna that this was a GLAMOUR shot...

True Story, "She" is really a "he". Glamour Shots Helped many tranny's become who they are today!





Has Anyone ever dressed like this? Ever? I mean, besides TV's "Blossom"?

How come ever Glamour Shot you had to hold your collar? Would the glamour get away if you didn't?

Wow, Even airbrushing didn't help..

I pick the blue glittery shirt and matching Bowler hat! It'll be SUPER!

White Feathers will tone down the crazy in your eyes...

Anyone Else think that she could be his mother? Also, nothing says badass biker dude like Glamour Shots..

Keep the Flab showing to the confines of your own trailer...

I can't tell if she is 50 or 5...but either way, it creeps me out...

Like my cousin's fire woman shot, this has the typical "Show your sexy shoulder.."

Don't make Medusa angry...you wouldn't like her when she's angry..

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Oh my...these are HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh this AM! :)

Amander said...

I do love Glamour Shots. I wish I had some taken when I was younger. Would have been awesome!